How to handle a big girl during sex?
Anonymous

fatgirlopinions:

I don’t even know how to answer this question
if you don’t know and you think you have to ask to figure it out then you’re probably not worthy of touching fat women to begin with 

spaceyiffs:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th
420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

This is very important.

This is very important.


It’s Halloween Time!

It’s Halloween Time!

Uggghhhhh random dude I’ve hung out with like, twice and not in any kind of romantic way: stop sending me snapchats of your dick or suggesting that you send snapchats of your dick.

Especially when I tell you I’m not on it. That’s a little pushy.